凯升很无聊一下~

凯升在那边骂我，讲我为什么不要写比赛的东西？
我跟他讲，妈咧，我第一次在北海钟灵上台就要穿底裤啊~
不对，是只穿底裤…==
给你你会写啊？
可是他好像天生没有这种想象力，一直讲是他的话他一定连照片，video 放上来给全部人看。
拿，我砍掉啊。
不过我还是随便写一下啦，反正这种下衰事两百年也不会有一次…下衰也有光荣到啦。
就是厚，我一路过关斩将，终于不负众望的输掉了…
挖劳，要是今年槟城来的都像之前那些ba 咖的话（我没有讲去年的哈，不关我的事）
我应该不会输到那么惨~
哈哈，本来要讲赢到很爽的，可是…



我有自知之明的啦~ （看不出哦）

不过你想一下啦，
连荣华那个国际变态裸男都拿第二名，好心 ><
你就会知道我在台上那种感觉了~不知道？下次你上去脱裤看看
两百个人耶！
男女老少都有！
本来死鬼谨戎和凯升还要叫那个谁去看的。妈列，我把他们扒光倒吊在礼堂前面

CONCLUSION !!

我为我自己感到非常bo tat ~
算了，其实也不差啦~他拜一要请我们吃东西了~
本来是whos Bryan 的，不过我们大发慈悲，叫他包Guan seng 就好了
听者有份啊~哈哈~尽量吃不用客气不是我请客的~
比赛的照片我是不会公开啦~ ^^
不过要是有些铺街要反骨我的话就很难讲了…



以下是不知道什么鬼问卷来的~

1 Last beverage: liquid chlorophyll ==
2 Last phone call: 2 hours be4
3 Last text message: 2 minutes ago (ahahahaa, im busy d ok)
4 Last song you listened to: 孤单摩天轮 most like de ^.^
5 Last time you cried: last year de october... sobsob

HAVE YOU EVER:
6 Dated someone twice: screw me la
7 Been cheated on: omoz everyday lar.. tq my damn frens
8 Kissed someone is regretted it: T.T
9 Lost someone special: ... maybe..
10 Been depressed: sometimes
11 Been drunk and threw up: threw upp?
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:
12 dark blue
13 tan brown
14 black and white (thats not colour lai de ba..)

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15 Made a new friend: sure~ no fren no life
16 Fallen out of love: i think. xD
17 Laughed until you cried: thx a lot KAIS~
18 Met someone who changed you: em
19 Found out who were your true friend: yes T_T
20 Found out someone was talking about you: walao eh, everyday de la
21 Kissed anyone on your friend's list: TT
22 How many people on your friend list do you know in real life: ya gua
23 How many kids do you want to have: 29 boys 34 girls
24 Do you have any pets: bacteria suan onot?
25 Do you want to change your name: hahaha~
26 What did you do for your last birthday: call my frens buy present 4 me xD
27 What time did you wake up today: 9.20 am, 4.45pm..
28 What were you doing at midnight last night: i killed 周公
29 Name something you CANNOT wait for: lenglui haha~ kidding
30 Last time you saw your Mother: by my side nia, wan c her?
31 What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: one thing mana cukup
32 What are you listening to right now: 双人舞~ (honest leh =D)
33 Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: y must Tom leh? Micheal Jackson cnt ar?
34 What's getting on your nerves right now: everything!!
35 Most visited webpage: youtube, blogger, fs, 天空部落, and xxx... (..google la!)
36 Whats your real name: (secret)
37 Nicknames: no wor. help think one for me ~ ^^
38 Relationship Status: "It's complicated"
39 Zodiac sign: libra
40Male or female : male
41 Elementary: im smart so no nid de
42 Middle School: SMJK Chung Ling b'worth
43 High school/college?: SMJK Chung Ling b'worth
44 Hair colour: black
45 Long or short: some place long some place short
46 Height: 170cm, not tall not short.. sui
47 Do you have a crush on someone: ya, juz crush tiuk a ppl then tiuk scold gok
48 What do you like about yourself: i like my new spec ^^
49 Piercings: dunwan do.. so gay
50 Tattoos: use pen draw de jiu hav
FIRSTS:
52 First surgery: when i birth
53 First piercing: when i gone gay
54 First best friend: die jor
55 First sport you joined: ping pong~ 看不出 leh~
56 First vacation: when im 3 yrs old.. go no go ma same
57 First pair of trainers: train hamik
57 Eating: er..
58 Drinking: dun understand
59 I'm about to: -.-
60 Listening: hamik lai
61 Waiting: wait..

YOUR FUTURE:
62 Want kids? : wan la, 29 + 34
63 Get Married? : err.. c first c first =]
64 Career : sell drugs~ (情有毒终教我的~)
65 Lips or eyes: wait i go check dict.
66 Hugs or kisses: later ba
67 Shorter or taller: a bit jiu can le
68 Older or Younger: who write this one.. siao de
69 Romantic or spontaneous: romontaneous
70 Nice stomach or nice arms: both
71 Sensitive or loud: -.-
72 Hook-up or relationship: relationship...
73 Trouble maker or hesitant: hey, dun so kehpo

HAVE YOU EVER:
74 Kissed a stranger: here not AMERICA
75 Drank hard liquor: no gok. ltr ba
76 Lost glasses/contacts: nono
77 Sex on first date: HERE NOT AMERICA
78 Broken someone's heart: duno wor, u ask n c
79 Been arrested: GTA lo
80 Turned someone down: hahahahaha~ no
81 Cried when someone died: em...
82 Fallen for a friend : no gua

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
83 Yourself: HAHAHA
84 Miracles: yes.. after July
85 Love at first sight: mayb
86 Heaven: i believe in hell
87 Santa Claus: i killed him lor
88 Kiss on the first date: walau, nt so heng gua
89 Angels: no c b4

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90 Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: im not 夜王子~ hor? haha
91Did you ever no trust with any girl/boy after you break with your girlfriend/boyfriend: bit bit la
92 Did you sing today?: no sing no life
93 Ever cheated on somebody?: cheat is my breakfast xD
94 If you could go back in time, how far would you go: as far as it takes
95 If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: october-3th (oi!!)
96 Are you afraid of falling in love: sometimes
97 Posting this as 100 truths : sure la, abo i write kam
98 At the end, you need to choose 15 people (girls n boys) to be tagged and list their names...

-kai sheng
-river tan
-lihan xD
-ang tou seng
-no le.. think tiuk only write

要浪费时间算是不错的方法来的。呵呵~